marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

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userbar:

when your parents give you a lecture they’ve given you 900 times before and you’re just left sitting there like

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brockdavis yamete-kudasai

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

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pinkmanjesse thunderthighprincess

broral:

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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pissyeti sex
nerdjpg thefuuuucomics
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piercednipples sex

ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

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frlcker:

do u ever forget to sleep or eat or drink water or something and ur like “oh shit yeah I need that to live”

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studip thefuuuucomics

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

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lady-dixon:

Nicki Minaj is actually one of my favorite people.

I watched like 5 minutes of American Idol, and this kid was….not so good. While everyone else was laughing at him, she comforted him, told him to come to the desk and held his hand as she told him that even though singing might not be his forte, he could do so much because he’s young and full of life. And has a lot of guts going on the show. Then she gave him a hug.

Seriously I don’t understand how people hate her????

maybe because her lyrics are trash. she may be a good person but her music is garbage

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atapi:

disgusting
atapi horror-bot
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mare-moment lolwhat69

dashdrive:

if I lie here

if I just lay here

I’ll probably fall asleep so leave me alone

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